May 27th, 2012
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Plato (via makethemdream)

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We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.
John C. Moffi (via makethemdream)

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Women don’t have to:

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

  • be thin
  • have a vagina
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • be white
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

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gustingrons:

its funny because no one can actually afford having eurovision in their country next year

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klainelicious:

“If you like Jedward, vote. If you don’t like Jedward you should probably still vote because if they don’t win they’ll be back next year” - swedish commentator

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quinntana:

this is the part of the eurovision where europe may or may not start a third war. 

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  • Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
  • The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.

starkpower:

tumblr right now is just one big european sleepover

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klainelicious:

the voting is the best part, just to watch people try to speak english

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